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Sunday, 30 March 2014

Married...!

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Just very quickly.... As of yesterday I am a married man. The whole day was awesome. I love my new Mrs Llamastrangler very much. That is all...
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Monday, 24 March 2014

Grimm: The Bottle Imp

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"It's our daughter...!" Ok, one more blog post until I get married... Another Grimm fairy tale, this: The Spirit in th...

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Forever

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"I fell apart. That's how good I am at being a grown-up." Joyce is still dead. The shock is beginning to wear off but the horr...
Saturday, 22 March 2014

Grimm: Over My Dead Body

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"Can you do it again?" For once there is no murder of the week; this episode is pleasingly unformulaic and delightfully arc-heavy....

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D: Seeds

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"You have got to put that away..." At last. Not only is this the best episode do far by some way, it's also the only one s...
Wednesday, 19 March 2014

The Tudors: Season One, Episode 4

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"I married my brother's wife, and God has punished me." There's a lot going on here; Margaret's first shag with her el...

Grimm: The Good Shepherd

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"It's like a recipe for lunch!" This is, fairly obviously, based on The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing . I suspect we will be ge...
Monday, 17 March 2014

The Tudors: Season One, Episode 3

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"That will make me happy." "It will also make you King of France..." Occasionally history must be changed or distorted t...
Sunday, 16 March 2014

The Human Centipede- First Sequence (2009)

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"I don't like human beings!" I first heard about this film many years ago in that Channel 4 quiz show presented by Char...
Saturday, 15 March 2014

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 (2011)

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"You've been raising him like a pig to the slaughter!" And so it ends. At last. Deep breath. It's no secret tha...

The Tudors: Season One, Episode 2

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"I have a son!" The Field of the Cloth of Gold in 1520, in land belonging to English Calais (writing those last two words felt wei...

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D: The Magical Place

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"I trust the system. They keep secrets for a reason." This is quite obviously the big, mid-season "event" episode; t...
Friday, 14 March 2014

The Tudors: Season One, Episode 1

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"Be a pigeon and shit on everything!" So, the first episode of a brand new series. Been a whole since that happened, hasn't it...

Saw 3-D (2010)

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"Game over." Before we begin, and celebrate with huge relief having been through em the whole damn franchise, a point of or...
Thursday, 13 March 2014

Remember Me (2010)

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"What if I die eating my vindaloo?" This drama, ironically half-forgotten, might be best known for starring Robert "Twilight...
Sunday, 9 March 2014

Exiting the Factory (1895)

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I think, at forty-six seconds long, this is not only the oldest but also the shortest film I will ever cover on this blog and, more to the p...
Saturday, 8 March 2014

Despicable Me (2010)

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 "Are these beds made out of bombs?" "Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up." I love Minio...
Tuesday, 4 March 2014

Saw VI (2009)

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"What am I supposed to learn from this?" It's a little odd, perhaps, to see a Saw film with a left wing message. Like t...
Sunday, 23 February 2014

Saw V (2008)

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"They're connected. So in the end all of the pieces will fit together." Veteran readers of this blog will recall that I...
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows- Part 1 (2010)

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"You're not still mad at him, are you?" "I'm always mad at him!" No more do we get to see any wondrou...

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)

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"You know, there are a lot of naysayers who say nay..." Before I started blogging movies I tended to avoid films with bad ...
Saturday, 15 February 2014

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

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“Excuse me, I have to go and vomit.” I think I may have reached a turning point. I’ve enjoyed all the Harry Potter films, but up...
Tuesday, 4 February 2014

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

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"Dementors in Little Whingeing. What next?" I really wish these Harry Potter films wouldn't keep getting darker and darke...

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

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"Ron, you spoiled everything!" The cast of the Harry Potter films continues to dazzle. This time we have, among others, Davi...
Saturday, 1 February 2014

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

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"Come now, Harry. The Ministry of Magic doesn't send people to Azkaban for blowing up their aunts!" Well, this film is di...
Thursday, 30 January 2014

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

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"Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom!" Aw, isn't Dobby cute...